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Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-17-2010, 04:47 AM
Dunno if this will go over well around these parts but I figure we have some good movie buffs around here and the quote of the day thread + the fact that I am watching one of my favorite films from way back when. . . got me thinking.

Post a memorable quote/infamous line from a film you have seen/are watching -- next person to come along has to figure out/answer which movie your quote is from and of course get rewarded by posting a quote or line of their own. On and on we go. Try not to get too complicated with lesser known films and don't always rely on google search to figure them out you bitches!

Game ?

I'll start with one that is hopefully well known by at least some.

:D

"First you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

CayugaPosse
11-17-2010, 05:53 AM
Army of Darkness, one of the greatest movies ever.

I'll keep it easy in the interest of getting this thing off and running...

"I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds."

HABS_FrEaK
11-17-2010, 07:41 AM
Reservoir Dogs, love that whole opening scene.


"Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion, man"

ih8music
11-17-2010, 08:37 AM
The Big Lebowski, of course. :D

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"

abusiveninja
11-17-2010, 09:24 AM
The Princess Bride

Benny, bring me everyone.
What do you mean "everyone"?
EVVVVEEERRRRYYYYONE!!!!!!!!!!!

snoopzen
11-17-2010, 09:48 AM
The Professional. What a great movie that was.


"We came, we saw, we kicked some ass!!!"

Gern Blansten
11-17-2010, 09:54 AM
Ghostbusters.


"People on 'ludes should not drive!"

nyrblue2
11-17-2010, 11:17 AM
The Professional. What a great movie that was.


"We came, we saw, we kicked some ass!!!"

"...we kicked ITS ass..." :p


Ghostbusters.


"People on 'ludes should not drive!"
Fast Time at Ridgemont High


"How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?"

snoopzen
11-17-2010, 12:06 PM
"...we kicked ITS ass..." :p
You know, after I posted that I realized that I wasn't quite sure about the some/its thing, but had to go back to teaching and forgot to check. Thanks. ;)


"How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?" Cool Runnings.


A: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
B: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
[yelling from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
B: I should go.
A: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.

MrScientist
11-17-2010, 12:22 PM
The Hangover

"Oh Holy Bartender I get it now!! That's hilarious"

Hamsterkill
11-17-2010, 12:46 PM
Dogma

"Back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods. Like pulling out"

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-17-2010, 02:32 PM
hahah good one. Dirty Work. Great movie from back when Norm McDonald was still funny. Speaking of funny --

"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener. "

eff1ngham
11-17-2010, 03:26 PM
Step Brothers.

Q: Have you ever met anybody that you didn't kill?

A: Well, ... I haven't killed you yet

ih8music
11-17-2010, 03:33 PM
Lethal Weapon

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

snoopzen
11-17-2010, 04:55 PM
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."They Live. Rowdy Roddy, baby! :cool:

YouTube - I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.



******: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not!

chicagohockey
11-17-2010, 05:07 PM
HAHA life of Brian




"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "

abusiveninja
11-17-2010, 05:47 PM
Airplane!

"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."

eff1ngham
11-17-2010, 06:04 PM
PCU :beer:

"You're not a killer. That's why you're so good at it"

nyrblue2
11-17-2010, 06:26 PM
PCU :beer:

"You're not a killer. That's why you're so good at it"
Memento. Hell yes.

"I can't feel my legs....I have no legs!!!!"

eff1ngham
11-17-2010, 07:34 PM
Can't Hardly Wait.

"Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

Gern Blansten
11-18-2010, 01:51 AM
Fight Club.



What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamn New Jersey!

ih8music
11-18-2010, 08:37 AM
Apocalypse Now

"Well, it ain't Ozzie and Harriet"

snoopzen
11-18-2010, 10:13 AM
Raising Arizona.


"There's nothing more exhilirating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

Bonus line from the same movie:

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

Chilly_Willy
11-18-2010, 02:56 PM
Clerks?


"yaaaaaaaaaaahuuuuuuuuuuuu! you're all clear kid now let's blow this thing and get outa here!"

nyrblue2
11-18-2010, 03:06 PM
Clerks?


"yaaaaaaaaaaahuuuuuuuuuuuu! you're all clear kid now let's blow this thing and get outa here!"
Star Wars

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

HABS_FrEaK
11-18-2010, 04:00 PM
Instead of answering I'll just quote the same movie, same character if I'm not mistaken actually.

"In the quiet words of the virgin mary. Come again?"

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-18-2010, 04:04 PM
Snatch! :D


One.
One?
One.

Two.
Two?
Two.

Three.
Three?
Three.

Four.
Four?
Four.

Five.
Five?
Five.

So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Hamsterkill
11-18-2010, 04:19 PM
Spaceballs

A: We're going to catch those crooks red-handed! Yes, Bo?
B: What color are their hands now?

nyrblue2
11-18-2010, 04:27 PM
Spaceballs

A: We're going to catch those crooks red-handed! Yes, Bo?
B: What color are their hands now?

The Great Muppet Caper

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"No!..."

abusiveninja
11-18-2010, 04:38 PM
Happy Gilmore

The Blake-man pitches to Sarge. The Sargester bumps into his own man. It's a fumble! FUMBLAYA! Sargie "Fumblina" Wilkerson fumbles the ball!

eff1ngham
11-18-2010, 05:01 PM
Necessary Roughness.

I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes!

ih8music
11-18-2010, 05:10 PM
The Untouchables

Hey ***! ***! *** - [your wife] sucks pussy! Hey *** she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!

Chilly_Willy
11-18-2010, 05:26 PM
Slap-Shot!

"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess"

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-18-2010, 05:45 PM
Slap-Shot!

"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess"

No idea :(

Had a good one I wanted to post but will wait til I can figure one out!

eff1ngham
11-18-2010, 05:47 PM
Pssst, it's Die Hard.

Go ahead and post yours

canuckthug
11-18-2010, 05:52 PM
I want in on this... the timing is off, but i'll eventually get 1.
i'll be back. <----- that doesnt count!

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-18-2010, 06:03 PM
damn I should have known that one. Loved the Die Hard movies.


"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

abusiveninja
11-18-2010, 06:17 PM
Meet The Parents

I'm fuckin Lou. Who the fuck are you?

Gern Blansten
11-18-2010, 06:59 PM
Pretty sure thats Fight Club.



J: Fuck! What the fuck did you do to his towel?
V: I was dryin' my hands.
J: You're supposed to wash 'em first!
V: You watched me wash 'em.
J: I watched you get 'em wet.
V: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
J: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!

snoopzen
11-18-2010, 07:45 PM
Pulp Fiction (Jules and Vincent)


L: *****, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
D: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

abusiveninja
11-19-2010, 06:32 AM
300

Gimme the fuckin' keys you cocksucker motherfucker ellellaalelelaelallalele

habsfan1
11-19-2010, 07:18 AM
300

Gimme the fuckin' keys you cocksucker motherfucker ellellaalelelaelallalele

The Usual Suspects


The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.

canuckthug
11-19-2010, 08:09 AM
The Usual Suspects


The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Shawshank Redemption



When your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers.

chicagohockey
11-19-2010, 09:31 AM
The Negotiator, was jsut watching that a few days ago.


Person 1) Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Person 2) No.
1)Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
2) Then you won't be angry?
1) I will NOT be angry.
2) Abby Someone.
1) Abby Someone. Abby who?
2) Abby Normal.
1) Abby Normal?
2)I'm almost sure that was the name.

Gern Blansten
11-19-2010, 10:16 AM
Young Frankenstein - nice one, fun movie!


The Zen Philosopher Basho once wrote: "A flute with no holes is not a flute, but a donut with no hole is a danish."


Great thread idea!!

ih8music
11-19-2010, 10:28 AM
Caddyshack :D

E: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
J: Hit it.

habsfan1
11-19-2010, 10:54 AM
Caddyshack :D

E: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
J: Hit it.

The Blues Brothers



Mr. C, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss B can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Miss B. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

ih8music
11-19-2010, 11:04 AM
Porky's

(love this thread :lol:)

might be a tough one...

"Is that it? Is that all you're gonna ask me? Well I got a couple of thousand goddamn questions, you know. I want to speak to someone in charge. I want to lodge a complaint. You have no right to make people crazy! You think I investigate every Walter Cronkite story there is? Huh? If this is just nerve gas, how come I know everything in such detail? I've never been here before. How come I know so much? What the hell is going on around here? Who the hell are you people? "

HABS_FrEaK
11-19-2010, 01:50 PM
Are you people cheeting? How do you get all these lol

snoopzen
11-19-2010, 01:51 PM
Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Geez, haven't seen that one in a LONG time!


Another oldie...

DK: There are still two stalkers out there. Dynamo and Fireball. Who do you think will make the next kill?
Elderly Lady: Oh my. That's a tough one.
DK: Come on, Agnes. You can do it. Who do you think?
Elderly Lady: Alright, I think the next kill will be made by... Ben Richards.
DK: No, no. Agnes, Richards is a runner. You have to pick a stalker.
Elderly Lady: I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose... Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherfucker.

ih8music
11-19-2010, 02:01 PM
Are you people cheeting? How do you get all these lol
old farts. :p



DK: There are still two stalkers out there. Dynamo and Fireball. Who do you think will make the next kill?
Elderly Lady: Oh my. That's a tough one.
DK: Come on, Agnes. You can do it. Who do you think?
Elderly Lady: Alright, I think the next kill will be made by... Ben Richards.
DK: No, no. Agnes, Richards is a runner. You have to pick a stalker.
Elderly Lady: I can pick anyone I choose. And I choose... Ben Richards. That boy is one mean motherfucker.
The Running Man -- fantastic book; shitty (though apparently memorable) movie.

my "quote":

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

HABS_FrEaK
11-19-2010, 02:05 PM
I know this one! :p

The Shinning

From my favorite scene ever

''Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying?''

snoopzen
11-20-2010, 03:31 AM
The Running Man -- fantastic book; shitty (though apparently memorable) movie.It was a great book. In fact, I'd love to see a movie made that kept more closely to the Bachman/King novel. I think it'd really work... world economy in shambles, people riveted to reality TV, etc. Even the whole countdown theme is reminiscent of the timer in the "24" TV series.

No idea on that last movie quote, though, :freak: so won't add a new one.

HABS_FrEaK
11-20-2010, 09:43 AM
I guess mine was harder than I thought, I'll add the whole convo maybe taht will help. Ill put it in spoilers since its pretty long

A (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000454/): You're Sicilian, huh?
B (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000686/): Yeah, Sicilian.
A (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000454/): Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
B (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000686/): Come again?
A (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000454/): It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
B (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000686/): Yes...
A (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000454/): So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
B (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000454/): No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
A (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000686/): [laughing] I love this guy.
B (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000454/): Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
A (http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/name/nm0000454/): Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
Everyone laughs and BOOM headshot

snoopzen
11-20-2010, 02:20 PM
Ah yes, the Dennis Hopper scene from True Romance. The problem was that to me that last line wasn't the most memorable part of that speech.



--For God's sake, Chris! The whole world is watching. We can't let him die in front of a live audience!
--He was born in front of a live audience.

Chilly_Willy
11-20-2010, 02:30 PM
Can't think of the name of the movie the one with Jim Cary, the something show? Oh yeah Truman Show

"Mittens does need a hero, and I guess I'll have to do."

(Yeah I cried, so what!, lol)

Hamsterkill
11-20-2010, 02:31 PM
I know that one, but the only quote that's coming to mind for me to use is from an 80s movie that no one else is likely to have seen... So I will refrain...

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-21-2010, 02:31 AM
aww that took me a minute but mittens tipped me off and I think it is from the Disney animation Bolt.

This one is probably too easy but since I am currently watching it --

W: You know, I think I've turned a corner.
M: Yeah? You fuckin petites now?
W: No, I'm not talkin about that. I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
M: You need many years of therapy. Many, many fuckin' years of therapy.

Chilly_Willy
11-21-2010, 08:17 PM
lol is that Bad Santa, that movie is hilarious.

I hope this isn't showing may age

"Shall we play a game?"

Hamsterkill
11-21-2010, 08:35 PM
lol is that Bad Santa, that movie is hilarious.

I hope this isn't showing may age

"Shall we play a game?"
WarGames. What self-respecting computer programmer would I be if I didn't know that hacker classic? :cool:

Okay, since I'm not sure I can trust you guys to get a quote from a musical, I'll go with some nostalgia instead.

G: Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win.
C: And lesson two?
G: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!

Hamsterkill
11-22-2010, 01:54 PM
What's wrong with you guys? Did none of you watch movies as a kid?

abusiveninja
11-22-2010, 02:10 PM
What's wrong with you guys? Did none of you watch movies as a kid?

Had to Google it. Cracked up when I saw the result.

Hamsterkill
11-22-2010, 02:20 PM
Had to Google it. Cracked up when I saw the result.

Oh irony. :lol:

ih8music
11-22-2010, 03:44 PM
Had to google it also... never even heard of that movie. :lol:

Hamsterkill
11-22-2010, 03:51 PM
Had to google it also... never even heard of that movie. :lol:

You're older... it's more forgivable for you. A lot of these guys have no excuse, though. :p

I'll wait till it's been 24 hours, then give it away. But man, it's a good thing I didn't try the Pirates of Penzance quote I wanted to use.

habsfan1
11-22-2010, 06:24 PM
Googled it myself, I'm 31 and never saw it. I've heard of it though.

Gern Blansten
11-22-2010, 07:51 PM
You're older... it's more forgivable for you.


*groan*

I too had to google it and sadly the above applies to me as well.

It's the internet equivalent to an AARP discount, Ih8.

Hamsterkill
11-22-2010, 08:30 PM
WarGames. What self-respecting computer programmer would I be if I didn't know that hacker classic? :cool:

Okay, since I'm not sure I can trust you guys to get a quote from a musical, I'll go with some nostalgia instead.

G: Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win.
C: And lesson two?
G: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!
Well, I'm disappointed in you all. Even some of the younger 30s guys should have gotten this one.

3 Ninjas

As punishment for not getting my nostaligic pick, you get a nostalgic *and* musical pick:

"I'm a master of fright, / and a demon of light / and I'll scare you right out of your pants. / To a guy in Kentucky / I'm Mister Unlucky / And I'm know thoughout England and France, / And since I am dead, / I can take off my head / to recite Shakespearean quotations. / No animal or man / Can SCREAM like I can / With the fury of my recitations."

ih8music
11-22-2010, 08:47 PM
ha ha... The Nightmare Before Christmas! Tim Burton classic.

here's another easy-if-you-know-it one:

Feed me, Seymour
Feed me all night long
Cause if you feed me, Seymour
I can grow up big and strong.

abusiveninja
11-23-2010, 01:10 AM
Little Shop Of Horrors

Holy shit, you see that fucking head come apart, man?

Gern Blansten
11-23-2010, 09:23 PM
Bunny from Platoon. Just a solid movie.
Another good Bunny line: "Nothing like a good piece of pussy, 'cept maybe the Indy 500."


You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue!

snoopzen
11-24-2010, 12:48 AM
Weird Science. Chet was the man.

Here's another quote from a movie from around the same time period...


Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]
Oh, *shit*.

szuturon
11-24-2010, 01:02 AM
The Breakfast Club.

Something more recent... now one of my favorites.

D**** didnt mean to kill... only maim, or seriously injure...

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-25-2010, 01:52 AM
Harry Potter! :yes:


"Where am I?"

"This is the great hall of judgment."

"Judgment?!?!"

"Oh not to worry Charlie.. You'll go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven because unlike people dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind."

"Ahh.. yeah, that's true."


edit:

Animation alert. Maybe some of the dads out there can get this one.

Chilly_Willy
11-25-2010, 02:00 AM
All Dogs go to heaven by Don Bluth one of my favorite all time animators. Very fitting movie considering yesterday ;)

This one's for you

"no fate but what we make"

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-25-2010, 02:03 AM
All Dogs go to heaven by Don Bluth one of my favorite all time animators. Very fitting movie considering yesterday ;)

This one's for you

"no fate but what we make"

hahaha that one is way too easy ! :D

I will leave it for somebody else who has a line to post.

Silly I just put an animation alert on the last one but I guess I didn't even need to. That makes me happy. Def. watching this movie tonight with good reason. One of my favorites from my childhood. Tear. Tear. Tear!

Hamsterkill
11-25-2010, 03:44 AM
hahaha that one is way too easy ! :D

I will leave it for somebody else who has a line to post.

Silly I just put an animation alert on the last one but I guess I didn't even need to. That makes me happy. Def. watching this movie tonight with good reason. One of my favorites from my childhood. Tear. Tear. Tear!
With respect, you DID put the title of the movie in the quote :lol:

snoopzen
11-25-2010, 10:53 AM
"no fate but what we make"Terminator


K: All right, kid, here's the deal. At any given time there are approximately 1500 aliens on the planet, most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living.
J: Cab drivers?
K: Not as many as you'd think.



Bonus: I loves me a good mashup...
'The Golden Age of Video' by Ricardo Autobahn
YouTube - 'The Golden Age of Video' by Ricardo Autobahn

eff1ngham
11-25-2010, 11:39 AM
I don't think they ever said it in Terminator. Pretty sure that's actually T2. When Jon Connor sees "no fate" on the picnic table.

But whatever. Your line is from Men in Black, great movie :beer:

Here's one from one my favorite holiday movies:

"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks. And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat"

abusiveninja
11-25-2010, 12:59 PM
Planes, Trains and Automobiles - haha, love that scene

You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whooopped by a bunch of goddamn..........

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-25-2010, 04:04 PM
I don't think they ever said it in Terminator. Pretty sure that's actually T2. When Jon Connor sees "no fate" on the picnic table.

But whatever. Your line is from Men in Black, great movie :beer:

Here's one from one my favorite holiday movies:

"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks. And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat"

For sure in T2 during the picnic table scene but I thought Kyle Reese also said those lines in The Terminator ? Or am I thinking of flashbacks that Sarah had in T2. Hmm. :confused:

snoopzen
11-26-2010, 09:48 PM
You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whooopped by a bunch of goddamn..........NERDS!!!!
Revenge of them, that is.

I really should watch that movie again and see how it holds up. Loved it back in the day.




V: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
T: What are you, cracked?
V: Why not? I saw the other day. He was carrying five elephants in one hand!
T: Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
V: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-28-2010, 02:48 AM
Oh man that is one of my favorite movies of all time. Stand By Me. Great choice. How about this one. It is cracking me up for the thousandth time.

"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

Gern Blansten
11-28-2010, 05:08 PM
Dazed and Confused. I always thought a belt buckle pipe would have been SOOO cool! :D


I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

snoopzen
11-28-2010, 05:26 PM
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow. So I Married an Axe Murderer.

I really liked that movie a lot, but it's been called an underrated Mike Myers movie by so many people I'd almost call it overrated. If you've never seen it it's definitely worth a look... some of the lines in it are pretty great.

I rip this one off all the time:


Harriet: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.




J: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
I: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Buckeye
11-28-2010, 05:40 PM
J: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
I: But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Jurassic Park

Just watched this one last night:
She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

abusiveninja
11-28-2010, 05:52 PM
National Lampoon's Vacation. awesome

P:What did you do?
M: Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-. Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?
P: Yeah.
M: Well I CUT one of them off!
P: Jee.
M: Yeah, I have a real bad temper.
P: Boy, I always thought that was the dumbest law.

nyrblue2
11-28-2010, 06:04 PM
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. awesome
Fixed.

snoopzen
11-29-2010, 05:13 PM
P:What did you do?
M: Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-. Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?
P: Yeah.
M: Well I CUT one of them off!
P: Jee.
M: Yeah, I have a real bad temper.
P: Boy, I always thought that was the dumbest law. Pee Wee's Playhouse.



L: Ah! Beach Boys!
C: Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my goddamn radio!
L: The Beach Boys are great American music.
C: The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy!

abusiveninja
11-29-2010, 05:25 PM
Fixed.

aaagggg good call


Pee Wee's Playhouse.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure :beer:

snoopzen
11-29-2010, 06:41 PM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure :beer:
Dammit, that occurred to me on the drive home, and I was hoping to fix it before someone else caught it.

(emitting Stephen Colbert-style scream of rage) * NINJA!!! *



Oh well, at least it's obvious I'm not just cutting and pasting.

szuturon
11-29-2010, 07:31 PM
L: Ah! Beach Boys!
C: Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my goddamn radio!
L: The Beach Boys are great American music.
C: The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy!

Rush Hour? 1? I think...?

This one still puts a smile on my face every time.

W: We’ll make spears. Hundreds of them, long spears. Twice as long as a man.
H: That long?
W: Aye.
H: Some men are longer than others.
C: Your mother been telling you stories about me again?

habsfan1
11-29-2010, 07:33 PM
Rush Hour? 1? I think...?

This one still puts a smile on my face every time.

W: We’ll make spears. Hundreds of them, long spears. Twice as long as a man.
H: That long?
W: Aye.
H: Some men are longer than others.
C: Your mother been telling you stories about me again?

Braveheart.

An easy one, I think.

That still only counts as one

ih8music
11-29-2010, 07:58 PM
the last LOTR movie... (Return of the King - thx google ;))

we might have already done this movie (edit: nope, we haven't), but I caught it over the weekend again.

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

szuturon
11-29-2010, 10:03 PM
the last LOTR movie... (Return of the King - thx google ;))

we might have already done this movie (edit: nope, we haven't), but I caught it over the weekend again.

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

American Beauty. Pretty good movie.

A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry.

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
11-30-2010, 12:19 AM
the last LOTR movie... (Return of the King - thx google ;))

we might have already done this movie (edit: nope, we haven't), but I caught it over the weekend again.

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

:lol:

Great line

snoopzen
11-30-2010, 11:22 AM
A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry.Starsky and Hutch (Huggy Bear's line)
http://images.killermovies.com/s/starskyamphutch/sah_set_pics_01.jpg
This look is where the expression "pimped out" comes from, btw. :lol:



Probably an easy one here...

"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"

ih8music
11-30-2010, 04:51 PM
Probably an easy one here...

"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
not so sure about easy... I loved that movie but had to google that quote.

Gern Blansten
11-30-2010, 10:30 PM
Probably an easy one here...

"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"

A Fish Called Wanda. :D There are SOOOO many good line from that movie:

Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You're the vulgarian, you fuck.




You'd better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cause I'll come over there and jam an oar up your ass.

abusiveninja
11-30-2010, 10:51 PM
Tommy Boy, haha, love the word PUNK

You tryin' to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

nyrblue2
12-01-2010, 07:34 AM
Major League

"You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile."

eff1ngham
12-01-2010, 10:09 AM
Remember the Titans.

"You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit"

snoopzen
12-03-2010, 09:50 PM
Had to look this one up to keep the thread moving along. So sue me.

White Men Can't Jump




As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.

abusiveninja
12-03-2010, 11:06 PM
This Is Spinal Tap - good one.

Not sure how many people have seen this movie, but I love it and used to watch it incessantly...

Lookin' mighty white today, slim. Looks like McKinney's gonna get himself a combat ribbon for killing Sweet.

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
12-05-2010, 05:22 AM
This Is Spinal Tap - good one.

Not sure how many people have seen this movie, but I love it and used to watch it incessantly...

Lookin' mighty white today, slim. Looks like McKinney's gonna get himself a combat ribbon for killing Sweet.


Okay so I had to google this one, sounded familiar but I couldn't quite place it. It's from an early 90's movie Cadence with Charlie Sheen ? Here's what I think will be a pretty fucking easy one. Just saw this movie last night and it had me rolling!

M: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
F: You're looking pretty good yourself.
M: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
F: You and your dick comments.
M: It's fun to say them.
F: It's fun to hear them.
M: That's why I say them.
F: And that's why I listen.

:lol:

eff1ngham
12-07-2010, 10:39 AM
Heh, that's from MacGruber.

"During high school I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody"

abusiveninja
12-07-2010, 11:38 AM
Happy Gilmore - love that opening scene

A: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son-of-a-bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
B: Well, he should have armed himself... if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

habsfan1
12-07-2010, 05:49 PM
Happy Gilmore - love that opening scene

A: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son-of-a-bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
B: Well, he should have armed himself... if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

unforgiven



H didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old S to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay H H, when you owe.

nyrblue2
12-07-2010, 07:49 PM
unforgiven



H didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old S to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay H H, when you owe.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels


"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Uh...negative. I am a meat popsicle."

eff1ngham
12-07-2010, 10:35 PM
The Fifth Element.

P: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
L: I'll tell you what I'd do man: two chicks at the same time.
[/URL] P: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/) L: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
P: Well, not all chicks.
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/) L: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
P: Good point.
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/) L: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
P: Besides two chicks at the same time?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/) L: Well yeah.
P: Nothing.
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/) L: Nothing?
P: I would relax, I would sit on my ass all day; I would do nothing.
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0046033/"] (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0515296/)L: You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit

habsfan1
12-07-2010, 11:15 PM
The Fifth Element.

P: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
L: I'll tell you what I'd do man: two chicks at the same time.
P: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
L: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
P: Well, not all chicks.
L: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
P: Good point.
L: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
P: Besides two chicks at the same time?
L: Well yeah.
P: Nothing.
L: Nothing?
P: I would relax, I would sit on my ass all day; I would do nothing.
L: You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit

office space, love that movie

I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.

Chilly_Willy
12-09-2010, 09:29 PM
Rambo First Blood, fucking bad ass movie. Considered to be a cornerstone on modern action antihero movies. The director's commentary is a good watch

I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How the fuck am I funny?

abusiveninja
12-09-2010, 09:43 PM
Goodfellas

A: That's not your style, ******.
B: I guess I picked up some bad habits from you. Now get your people the hell out of here.
A: You can't win this, ******.
B: Maybe I can get even.

Gern Blansten
12-09-2010, 11:43 PM
Predator?


Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

Gern Blansten
12-11-2010, 01:22 PM
Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!

Wow, I did not do a good job in this thread or in the lyric one.

History of the World, pt. 1

snoopzen
12-12-2010, 12:46 AM
Freebie, I guess. Here's an easy one (I think) to keep the thread moving along...



Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Hamsterkill
12-12-2010, 02:41 AM
Back to the Future, Part I

We'll go with something recent this time. (I hope it's not a duplicate)

Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!

Hamsterkill
12-13-2010, 11:06 AM
You guys really need to go rent/stream/download Scott Pilgrim vs the World... It's even set and filmed in Toronto for you Canucks!

Go ahead, ih8. I know you had one you wanted to use before you saw I posted just before you did.

habsfan1
12-18-2010, 06:18 PM
Let's start this again, with an easy one.

If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief?

snoopzen
12-18-2010, 10:59 PM
If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief? Good Will Hunting. How do you like them apples?



Something seasonal...

S: I've been to New York thousands of times.
B: Really?
S: Mm-hmm.
B: What's it like?
S: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
B: Oh.
S: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.

phaneuf6
12-20-2010, 04:33 PM
Good Will Hunting. How do you like them apples?



Something seasonal...

S: I've been to New York thousands of times.
B: Really?
S: Mm-hmm.
B: What's it like?
S: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
B: Oh.
S: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.

Elf, Santa advising Buddy before he leaves the North Pole.


T (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/): You know what your problem is?
E: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000201/) What's that?
T: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/) You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to fuck you.
E: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000201/) Don't toot your horn, honey. You're not that good.

abusiveninja
12-20-2010, 05:17 PM
Scarface. Was gonna go with that flick for my next quote. So many good ones. Like this next movie...

All right, that's enough! I want 'em dead, both of 'em. I want this no-face character dead and I want ***** dead. What's the matter, you bums forgot how to kill people? Doesn't your work mean anything to you anymore? Have you no sense of pride in what you do? No sense of duty, no sense of destiny? I'm looking for generals; what do I got? Foot soldiers! I want **** ***** dead!

chgorman
12-20-2010, 06:51 PM
i'm pretty sure that's Al Pacino's character in Dick Tracy. Don't have a line ready to post off the top of my head, so someone else can take this one if they want, or if I come up with something before somebody else does, I'll post it.

Gern Blansten
12-20-2010, 07:21 PM
J: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
V: Did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
J: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
V: I got a threshold, J****. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
J: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
V: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
J: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this *******'s skull!

Chilly_Willy
12-20-2010, 09:27 PM
Pulp fiction, some funny and disturbing dialog in that movie

D: We must tell magnificent stories, stories that ex-hall sacrifice, bravery, courage. We must give them hope, pride, a desire to fight. We must make them believe in the victory. Yes, we need make examples, yes, but examples to follow. What we need,,,,,, are heroes.
K: Do you know any heroes around here?
D: Yes, comrade,,,,,,,,,, I know one.

I liked this movie a lot and love this part

Chilly_Willy
12-24-2010, 12:01 PM
Wow was that a stumper? "Enemy at the gates"

"There can be only one"

Hamsterkill
12-24-2010, 01:41 PM
I knew that one and the new one but don't have any quotes ready.

Zangetsu
12-24-2010, 10:16 PM
Wow was that a stumper? "Enemy at the gates"

"There can be only one"I've never even seen the movie (I know, a travesty), but that's from Highlander.

D: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
A: Be quiet!
D: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
A: Shut up!
D: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

snoopzen
12-24-2010, 11:53 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "Help, help, I'm being repressed!"



G: All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!
[M knocks the red nose off]
G: BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on.

snoopzen
01-03-2011, 10:05 AM
How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Let's keep this moving along, shall we?



R: You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.
D: Like what, do you think?
R: Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

nyrblue2
01-03-2011, 10:47 AM
How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Let's keep this moving along, shall we?



R: You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.
D: Like what, do you think?
R: Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.
Ocean's 12 (I think it's the second one) EDIT - it was Ocean's 11...oops...

"Bet twenty thousand!

Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church."

Gern Blansten
01-03-2011, 08:45 PM
A Chris Walken product - Poolhall Junkies. In truth, I didn't get that one. A friend looking over my shoulder caught that one.



"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."

OR


"You know what always cheers me up? Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, where the sand turns to gold. Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over."

HABS_FrEaK
01-03-2011, 08:59 PM
Rounders

"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?"

I put more of the quote below in spoiler if that line isn't enough


- What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
- Sir?
- The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
- I don't know. I couldn't say.
[****** tosses a quarter in the air, catches it, then places it on the counter with his hand over it]
- Call it.
- Call it?
- [sighs] Yes.
- Well - we need to know what we're callin' for here.
- You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
- I didn't put nothin' up.
- Yes you did. You've been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
- No.
- Nineteen fifty-eight. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it.
- Well look... I need to know what I stand to win.
- Everything.

Zangetsu
01-03-2011, 09:23 PM
No Country for Old Men

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Chilly_Willy
01-05-2011, 05:58 PM
Rorschach delivers that narration in the movie Watchmen. Very good movie for any who have not caught it.

-- Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
-- I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

abusiveninja
01-05-2011, 06:44 PM
2001: A Space Odyssey



A: I don't understand why you're singlin... why you're pickin on me, ***. I mean I listen to a lot of the...
(interruption)
B: Because you lost my fuckin' carpet-cleaning van... and I don't like you, you cocksucker!!!

abusiveninja
01-15-2011, 01:50 AM
^^ The movie is 'Made' with Vaughn and Favreau. Watch it. Awesome.

Somebody step to the plate with a new one...

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
01-15-2011, 03:10 AM
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did.

Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

phaneuf6
01-15-2011, 03:21 AM
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did.

Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

The Dark Knight. Classic.

I'll let someone else post the next.

abusiveninja
01-15-2011, 02:45 PM
Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads.

habsfan1
01-15-2011, 03:33 PM
Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads.

The end of Back To the Future 1 and the start of Back To the Future 2

What we've got here is failure to communicate

Gern Blansten
01-15-2011, 09:22 PM
Cool Hand Luke. "...shakin' the tree, boss!"


Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

snoopzen
01-15-2011, 09:59 PM
^^ A Fish Called Wanda. "Don't call me stupid!"


“You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole. ”

phaneuf6
01-17-2011, 11:31 AM
The Social Network.

"This is the not fucking around crew so get me something that looks like a print because this not fucking around thing is about to go both ways."

abusiveninja
02-08-2011, 08:02 PM
^^ I assume you have stumped everyone. I'll try another.

Why, Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just couldn't bear it.

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
02-11-2011, 05:04 AM
I think that's from Tombstone ? My brothers favorite. I'm watching one of my favorite movies right now, trying to recover from a week long bender in Pittsburgh.

I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.