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corky
09-09-2008, 06:30 PM
any witty or such lol. Thanks

MrScientist
09-09-2008, 06:40 PM
I always find the playing off of player names is good. I don't do it in hockey, but I usually do for football. Just looking at your sig. team, I have these (some are better than others lol):

Arnott R2

High Heatley

Jagrmeister or Jagrbomb

The Price is Right

Dynasty or Legace

draft51
09-09-2008, 06:44 PM
boyle semin on the bench.

secol
09-09-2008, 06:49 PM
I saw a "Zhitnik on my Peca" :lol:.....priceless

corky
09-09-2008, 07:02 PM
this was last years team sorry!! any other gooders out there?

Habber82
09-09-2008, 08:15 PM
http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/showthread.php?t=45667

LFk
09-09-2008, 08:16 PM
Well I call every team i play in fantasy The Grim Sleepers, with the exception of dynasty of course.

Across my fantasy leagues, i've seen some other puns used:

Boyes II Men
Semin shoots
Carey Price is Right
Talking Zhitnik

Or if too many puns are in your league:

My Puns are on Fire

An old school one i saw:

TIE (domi) Fighters

Lucca Brazzi
09-09-2008, 08:56 PM
How bout The Sarah Palin Right Wingers?

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
09-09-2008, 08:59 PM
here's the thread of funny names from last season :D Some good ones in there :yes:

http://forums.hockeyinformer.com/showthread.php?t=45667&highlight=fantasy+names

TheGreatDane
09-10-2008, 12:05 AM
Made in Kariya
The Crash Test Domis
The Body Czech Republic

bearcats
09-10-2008, 12:17 AM
Made in Kariya
The Crash Test Domis
The Body Czech Republic

LOL Made in Kariya is hilarious LOL

richard park probaly doesn't think so but I do as I lived in Kariya

my first year team was "Zig Zag Zamboni's" that seemed to draw applause from numeroius folk

Skate or Die
09-10-2008, 12:57 AM
I use Victorious Secret

UpstateRanger
09-10-2008, 06:12 AM
Selanne and Cheese
Crystal Ball Huet

Sponge Bong Beer Pants
09-10-2008, 07:34 AM
I use Victorious Secret

hey :p

l33t p33t
09-10-2008, 09:31 AM
friends came up with rhymes with regina ?

alias
09-10-2008, 09:44 AM
I lived in Kariya



:lol: Was that on purpose? :lol:

FlyGuy78
09-10-2008, 10:41 AM
Puck You is always a good one! :D

fusion
09-10-2008, 12:53 PM
Don't Toews Me, Bro!

UpstateRanger
09-10-2008, 02:17 PM
Don't Toews Me, Bro!

That's awesome!:lol:

keyboard
09-10-2008, 02:54 PM
I don't remember it exactly but something along the lines of "Working My Nabokov".

dw13
09-10-2008, 03:29 PM
Bacon Umberger

corky
09-10-2008, 07:30 PM
cole's lube? i dunno (pun for the oilers)

secol
09-12-2008, 09:05 AM
not as funny as some of these.....But this year I am using Gig's Up

keyboard
09-12-2008, 03:26 PM
Party Puppa
Boyle on the Peca
Erat-tat-tat-tat
Iafrate No Puddy Cat
Tony Twist and Shout
Knight Ryder
Semin From Tugnutt
Vrbata Than You

Gambit
09-12-2008, 03:31 PM
I saw a "Zhitnik on my Peca" :lol:.....priceless

fuckin' sweet! :lol:

keyboard
10-01-2008, 11:58 AM
I just came up with one that I thought I'd share: Osgood. Vrbata.

nyrblue2
10-01-2008, 12:03 PM
I just came up with one that I thought I'd share: Osgood. Vrbata.
I assume you're trying to get at "I's Good, We're Better"? Little bit of a stretch as Vrbata doesn't really sound like that, lol.

TheThrash
10-01-2008, 12:25 PM
My team name the last 3 seasons in one league is "Malkin In The Middle" deemed from the TVshow Malcolm In The Middle.

It works perfectly

keyboard
10-01-2008, 12:32 PM
I assume you're trying to get at "I's Good, We're Better"? Little bit of a stretch as Vrbata doesn't really sound like that, lol.Vr sounds like Wur. Wur bata. No stretch at all!

keyboard
10-01-2008, 12:32 PM
My team name the last 3 seasons in one league is "Malkin In The Middle" deemed from the TVshow Malcolm In The Middle.

It works perfectlyIsn't that too many characters?

nyrblue2
10-01-2008, 12:33 PM
Vr sounds like Wur. Wur bata. No stretch at all!
It's the "bata" part that doesn't sounds the same, lol.

lektrix
10-01-2008, 12:38 PM
Brad's Boyes
Alexander's Semin :eek:
Kari Letallin

Castanagy
10-01-2008, 12:39 PM
Can't take credit for this one, but...

Don't cry for me Jan Hrdina

keyboard
10-01-2008, 12:44 PM
It's the "bata" part that doesn't sounds the same, lol.That's how Swedish people talk, I'm pretty sure.

keyboard
10-01-2008, 12:45 PM
Can't take credit for this one, but...

Don't cry for me Jan HrdinaThat won't fit either.

Castanagy
10-01-2008, 12:47 PM
That won't fit either.


DontCry4meJanHrdina

yup it fits...buddy had it in one pool a couple years back, does it really matter if it fits in yahoo? I mean it's just supposed to funny fantasy team names...

keyboard
10-01-2008, 12:51 PM
yup it fits...buddy had it in one pool a couple years back, does it really matter if it fits in yahoo? I mean it's just supposed to funny fantasy team names...How could it be a fantasy team name if it doesn't fit? Then it's just a name, but can't be used for fantasy sports purposes (on Yahoo!).

Castanagy
10-01-2008, 12:57 PM
That won't fit either.


How could it be a fantasy team name if it doesn't fit? Then it's just a name, but can't be used for fantasy sports purposes (on Yahoo!).

Kinda answered your own question...you do know there are other sites that run fantasy sports right? ESPN, CBS, there's a ton of them....not to mention offline pools.

Either way, the thread was just for funny fantasy team names

alias
10-01-2008, 01:13 PM
Jesus Price Saves

fatlady
10-01-2008, 02:45 PM
Puck me in the 5 hole

looch17
10-01-2008, 02:57 PM
Couldnt come with anything so I called mine OvechKane since I have both on my roster.

keyboard
10-01-2008, 04:06 PM
Couldnt come with anything so I called mine OvechKane since I have both on my roster.Weak. :lol:

npavlik
10-01-2008, 04:07 PM
Geno's Group o Goons

TheThrash
10-01-2008, 05:39 PM
nope, Malkin In The Middle fits. just enough characters

jelmhirst12
10-01-2008, 06:04 PM
Gotta make a name about my favourite player Aki Berg... I miss the guy... was quite good entertainment to watch :P ...

How about:

AkiAttack
or something along those lines... who can think of a solid Aki name for me ahha?

looch17
10-01-2008, 08:14 PM
Weak. :lol:I know , I know if you got anything better I am open for ideas.;)

Dubz
10-01-2008, 08:39 PM
I like to pick on Coaches or Gm's

Fletchers Follies this year..... last year was Maurices Mayhem

My football team is Marinelli's Mishaps

Keeps it simple and current.

snoopzen
10-01-2008, 08:45 PM
I know , I know if you got anything better I am open for ideas.;)Kandy-Ass Kanes?

nyrblue2
10-01-2008, 08:52 PM
Gotta make a name about my favourite player Aki Berg... I miss the guy... was quite good entertainment to watch :P ...

How about:

AkiAttack
or something along those lines... who can think of a solid Aki name for me ahha?
National Aki League

slimspady
10-01-2008, 09:08 PM
Taken from the movie "Across the Universe".

Promiscuous Dope Fiends.

Too big for Yahoo, since some are worried about that, but good to go in ESPN.

lektrix
10-01-2008, 10:14 PM
Scott Robs Neidermayer

looch17
10-01-2008, 10:45 PM
Kandy-Ass Kanes?Eh that seems like a put down to Kane/ my team so I will pass on that one.;)

alias
10-01-2008, 11:17 PM
I had Citizen Kane before I changed it to Jesus Price Saves

CreepingDeath
10-02-2008, 12:24 PM
"I love Boyes" would be a good name for a gay guys team. haha

lektrix
10-02-2008, 01:41 PM
"I love Boyes" would be a good name for a gay guys team. haha

Or..... "I like little Boyes"....:eek:

SabreTim
10-02-2008, 02:00 PM
This is a tradition in my league and has become somewhat of a prereq to have a clever name

Heres a few of mine

VanekAtTheDisco!
OsgoodAsItGets
StreitOuttaCompton
KimmoTherapy
ColeMinersDaughter
MakersMarkov

and a few from others
BackstromToTheFuture
EasyRyder
NightRyder
FinnishYourCzechs
ItsAucoinFlip
KolzigZags
HoneyNutChelios

Farmerbob42
10-02-2008, 02:45 PM
a guy who finished last last year was named 'the losers below me' or something to that effect haha

alias
10-02-2008, 02:50 PM
a guy who finished last last year was named 'the losers below me' or something to that effect haha

I've seen for the guy in first place - LosersBelowThisLine

Jakkers
10-02-2008, 02:57 PM
Mine is currently "Orange Letang"

keyboard
10-02-2008, 04:00 PM
VanekAtTheDisco!
OsgoodAsItGets
ItsAucoinFlip
HoneyNutCheliosSolid. :lol:

Lucca Brazzi
10-02-2008, 08:08 PM
Not a play on words/names but more of a visual- The Fat French Guys- used to be in my league.

Farmerbob42
10-02-2008, 09:50 PM
this year ive gone animal themed... dont know if they are funny, just stuff that came to mind...

The lunatic lemurs
The Rabid Badgers
The Sexy Weasels
TheFornicatingMoose - which my gf actually came up with ha

Skate or Die
10-03-2008, 01:17 AM
I've got a "Palin's Right Wingers" in a league. Awesome.

Fighting Moose
10-03-2008, 01:28 AM
hehe some good ones here. I've gone with "Tim Hunter's face" this year for my yahoo team cuz it's kinda scary.

keyboard
10-03-2008, 08:26 AM
Brind'Amour's face takes the ugly cake.

looch17
10-03-2008, 10:25 AM
Is this better than OvechKane...Obama Not McKane?:D

secol
10-03-2008, 10:38 AM
Is this better than OvechKane...Obama Not McKane?:D
I like that one :D

looch17
10-03-2008, 10:47 AM
I like that one :DHaha thats my name then.:D

sweethannah
10-03-2008, 11:21 AM
Don't Toews Me Bro

Farmerbob42
10-03-2008, 12:03 PM
not really funny, just an observation... is there anyone else who always seems to be in a league with a team named '5 for fighting' ? i have 2 this year and its come up before...

also, just struck me as funny but theres a team named 'hockey milfs' in my pool

isitthatsfine
10-03-2008, 12:06 PM
Just made one up:

Kane't Get Enough Of Your Love

and

I think I Kane, I think I Kane

nyrblue2
10-03-2008, 12:08 PM
Don't Toews Me Bro
:lol::lol::lol: We have a winner!

Farmerbob42
10-03-2008, 12:11 PM
¿Comeau estas?

needed one for my buddy blake :) though besides islander fans that one may be a tad esoteric.

sweethannah
10-03-2008, 12:17 PM
:lol::lol::lol: We have a winner!


Yeah it's pretty good, cracks me up whenever I see it

TheThrash
10-04-2008, 10:14 AM
how bout Culver's new "Zetterburger"

fancy19
02-16-2009, 10:21 PM
Tyutin in the Staal, laughed at that one

housenuts
02-17-2009, 01:05 AM
Archibald Beavers

iceHOLE
02-17-2009, 07:02 PM
zidlicky my balls
tanguay and tonic

Buckethead
02-17-2009, 08:43 PM
"Toucans of Whoop Ass" has been in my league for the past couple years. Clever.

bretthullfan
02-17-2009, 09:14 PM
....:lol:


zidlicky my balls

toronto1979
02-17-2009, 09:46 PM
This was an actual ECHL team (twice):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macon_Whoopee

If you decide to use it for your fantasy team, it comes complete with a logo

secol
04-06-2009, 08:25 PM
Semin Donor
XXXX's semin on my pekka/peca

toronto1979
10-03-2010, 11:25 AM
Any good names this year?

iknowkungfu
10-03-2010, 12:52 PM
I am Mr. Banana Grabner

http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/banana_grabber.jpg

Buckethead
10-03-2010, 01:07 PM
Dany Heatley Racing

Coz
10-03-2010, 07:10 PM
You guys are way too clean. I don't have a name for hockey picked yet but my football and baseball were.

The Stinky Punts
The Stink Stars
The Pig Roasters

keyboard
10-03-2010, 08:44 PM
One Tessel Kessel.

Howie
10-03-2010, 10:45 PM
Horton for a Squirtin

keyboard
10-03-2010, 10:46 PM
Getz Last Laf.

keyboard
10-16-2010, 12:32 PM
At a draft last night there were a couple of good ones thought up:

Oh N'Oshie Didn't
Peverly Hills 90210 (and other spins on Beverly)
Words From The Weiss
Get This Horcoff Me
Setoguchi Guchi Goo
Streit Outta Compton
The Little Raskles
Eberle Loves Raymond
Neal Before Zotto
Been There Doan That
Bringing Sexy Backes
Clowe But No Cigar
Working His Varlamov (reworking of previous name)
Keep Your Niemis Closer
Frolov Of God
No Doughty About It
Phaneuf Is Phanuef

Oh, and adding the word "Hot" in front of any Carle is always a classic.

bearcats
10-16-2010, 12:45 PM
Oh N'Oshie Didn't

I like this one.....LOL

toronto1979
10-16-2010, 02:20 PM
At a draft last night there were a couple of good ones thought up:

Keep Your Niemis Closer

I like that one. I tried to use it, but it's too long (20 characters). So I made it "Keep Ur Niemis Close"
Alternate could be "Your Worst Niemi"

lektrix
10-16-2010, 02:33 PM
Baby Latsendresse

ko95
10-16-2010, 04:17 PM
Someone had that last year.
This year, all the teams have the word "HAWK" in their names. Any suggestions?

phaneuf6
10-16-2010, 04:23 PM
Someone had that last year.
This year, all the teams have the word "HAWK" in their names. Any suggestions?

Muffhawks.

Dubz
10-16-2010, 04:24 PM
Someone had that last year.
This year, all the teams have the word "HAWK" in their names. Any suggestions?

Hawkin Loob :dunno:

I like this one


Eberle Loves Raymond

fear2pac
10-16-2010, 04:28 PM
Someone had that last year.
This year, all the teams have the word "HAWK" in their names. Any suggestions?

Oldest pun EVER: Chicago BlackCocks

BlackCaHawks

ko95
10-16-2010, 05:03 PM
Mike HAWK is Greene

ko95
10-16-2010, 05:05 PM
LOL Good replies! Thanks.
Some team names in the league are:
HAWK-tooey
HAWK-a-Loogy
HAwKo Bell
Ronald HAWKdonald

ovechkin
10-16-2010, 06:28 PM
I'm using Ovi Wan Kenobi

ovechkin
10-16-2010, 06:30 PM
Oldest pun EVER: Chicago BlackCocks

BlackCaHawks

Yep, someone in my league is using that one :)

fear2pac
10-16-2010, 08:19 PM
FHawk You!

thehockeyguy79
10-18-2010, 06:12 AM
One that I've started using this year is "I went Poti & Puppa".




(http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey/4490/12)

SabreTim
10-18-2010, 11:56 AM
TheIntlHossaPancakes is my current name

corky
10-18-2010, 11:59 AM
Oduya Laich Boyes?
Oduya Laich Pekka?
Oduya Laich Semin?

TheGreatDane
10-18-2010, 12:34 PM
Avery-Laich-Little-Boyes-Semin

TheRival
10-18-2010, 01:30 PM
mine from last year...

Horton hears a Cheechoo

ovechkin
10-18-2010, 03:53 PM
mine from last year...

Horton hears a Cheechoo
That's a great one...Does it fit in Yahoo leagues?

redwingbill
10-18-2010, 03:54 PM
Delete - was mentioned

TheRival
10-20-2010, 06:59 AM
That's a great one...Does it fit in Yahoo leagues?

Yes it fits! :) used it all last year

lektrix
10-20-2010, 10:26 AM
Avery-Laich-Little-Boyes-Semin

Brook Laichs

secol
11-11-2010, 01:26 AM
I Hate My McFleury......he has officially pretty much killed me in my roto league

fleuryfan
12-19-2010, 10:32 AM
I thought of one yesterday

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/thefrank1985/LINDBACK.jpg

keyboard
01-07-2011, 07:38 PM
After acquiring him in a trade, thought up this one:

Cammalleri Toe

kiLLscaLLion
01-07-2011, 08:57 PM
My current one is Duchene Bags.

Rocklobster
01-11-2011, 08:36 PM
thought of this one the other day while watching the wild.
Stoner Burns Green. Laughed my ass off when they called a penalty on stoner. 2 min's for holding. lol

bearcats
01-11-2011, 08:55 PM
thought of this one the other day while watching the wild.
Stoner Burns Green. Laughed my ass off when they called a penalty on stoner. 2 min's for holding. lol

that one is great and gos hand in hand with one of my teams....

ZigZag Zambonies.....:lol:

toronto1979
01-11-2011, 11:56 PM
Laughed my ass off when they called a penalty on stoner. 2 min's for holding. lol
At least it wasn't butt ending. :hic:

keyboard
01-12-2011, 12:27 AM
Laughed my ass off when they called a penalty on stoner. 2 min's for holding. lol
:lol:

keyboard
01-27-2011, 10:13 PM
Sauer Boll Sweatt.

alias
01-29-2011, 08:51 AM
Over the Hiller
Clitsome Getzlaf's

mattfenn
01-29-2011, 10:53 PM
Haven't gone through the entire thread but, Hatrickswayze...

kiLLscaLLion
01-31-2011, 11:40 AM
I'm using 2 Girls 1 Kopitar

Bure96
02-01-2011, 03:20 PM
In my league, we've had:

Poti in the USA
Third Degree Burns
Hejduk Where's My Car?
Sexual Nealing
Berlin Kronwall
Malkin in the Middle
You Can't Yandle This
Marleau and Me
Don'tGoBreakinMyHartnell
...

alias
01-09-2012, 03:45 PM
The Streit Boyes

keyboard
01-09-2012, 04:02 PM
The Streit Boyes

I was actually going to bump this thread because I thought of one the other day:

In It To Winnik

Dubz
01-09-2012, 11:37 PM
my football team is Mayhews Mayhem:p

HellsBells
01-10-2012, 12:11 AM
Hamrlik Her Clitsome
Muffalo Shavers

alias
01-10-2012, 11:09 PM
just made a trade and might change my team name to Baby Got Backes

Nomad_0024
01-10-2012, 11:14 PM
I changed my team name to The Underachievers when my team managed to score maybe 10 goals for all of November, and I had no goalie wins in about 2 weeks. I'm not doing so bad now but I think I'll keep the name.

alias
04-08-2013, 02:14 PM
bringin it back....

Pimpin ain't Parise
Browntown

keyboard
04-09-2013, 01:29 AM
What Khudobin

Doctego
10-09-2013, 10:33 PM
Bumping this thread because I just saw a team named Prusty Trombone. Pretty clever.

DatsyukRules
10-09-2013, 11:12 PM
Thought of this one the other day...

Latendresse and Clutterbuck

toronto1979
10-09-2013, 11:14 PM
Thought of this one the other day...

Latendresse and Clutterbuck
I don't get it?

DatsyukRules
10-09-2013, 11:19 PM
I don't get it?

"let's undress and cuddle *uck"

... Maybe it's just me?

keyboard
10-09-2013, 11:55 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl

Colin20
10-10-2013, 03:12 AM
Bumping this thread because I just saw a team named Prusty Trombone. Pretty clever.

What about Prusty Strombone1

toronto1979
10-10-2013, 08:51 AM
Some Hip-Hop Hockey names:

2 Live Krug
Doughty By Nature
Here Comes the Hot Stepan
Bones Thugs N Hamonic
Voracek Yo'self
A Tribe Called Quick
Me So Hornqvist
WooHa Busta Reims

wiz0rd
10-10-2013, 09:00 AM
Neal Before Me
My Life is Drouined
Don't Toews Me Bro
Hejda's Gonna hate
Teenage Ninja Hertls
Baby Don't Hertl Me
Mackin-n-out Burger
Holy Mackinnaw
Clarknado
Boll movement
Backes door beauties
Baby got Backlund
Bringing Sexy Backstrom
Jussi Couture
Semin Stains
Epic Neal Time
2 Fasth 2 Furious
I'm Here For The Letang Bang
E-Rat Jungle Ravers
Vanek! At the disco
So Good It Burns
It Burns a Little
It Burns after a Quickie
Vrbatim Inc.
Weissbier Gobblers
Budweisser Inc
Oppan Gagner Style
50 shades of Rob Ray
Pillsbury Doughty Boys
Teach Me How To Doughty

Canadianapex
10-10-2013, 10:32 AM
Tyuntin in the Staal